Friday, July 21, 2006
Audrians, Audrism or Audraman?
Regina asked me on MSN today that who are people who worship hinduism? I didn't know the answer so I asked Observer for help. Anyway Observer is someone whom I got to know in IRC like dunno how many monkey-years ago.
Nvm about the answer lah. Then Ob and I was discussing,
WHO ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WORSHIP AUDREY? =x
I thought of Audrians because people who believe in christianity are Christians! Therefore I added
ian behind my name. Then I thought of buddhism. Which will sound better? Audrians or Audrism? I want to give my followers a nice name!
One day if people were to start worshipping me, maybe I'll ask them to set up a temple somewhere around town area in pink, visit me with lots of stuffed toys, offer me ciggies as joss sticks. The person with the most satisfying gifts shall win TOTO 2.8M this week. Heeheehee..
My religion will then be a shocking news to the world. Everyone that loves pink will worship me and name me the Pink Goddess, I think.
And if I were to appear on Kids Central, probably the kids will think that I'm a new superwoman for this season and they will call me Audraman! [-______-"]
Ok lah, I'm just being bo liao cos I'm in a good mood today. LOL!
Anyway I found some of my baby pics last night..

I didn't know I was such a hunk instead of a sexy babe then..

When I was just a few days away to celebrate my 1st birthday!

Ok, my hair sucks.

I look like some horny b*tch. LOL!
Did you realise I had single eyelids? HAHA. Now I have 'fake' double eyelids! Cos I went for an op when I was about 7 or 8. Omg.. when I was a baby I really looked so boyish! WAHAHAHA.
OK la. Enough of those lame shits. I'm off to bed. TATA.